September 22nd

Today has not started well, I will telll you for why it has not started well, my reasons are 8 fold.

1. I woke up at 7.30am to get up and go into the office, only to find that no one else was there and I could have had a lie in...

2. Waiting for the bus, an old man came up to me and asked which bus would take him into Kingston. Pointing at the bus stop over the road, I said "Get on the K1 and it'll take you straight in." He seemed thankful until he realised he had no change for the bus. Being a good citizen I gave him £3 and didn't think anything of it, until he walked off down the street and asked about 4 other passers by. AN ACTUAL OLD MAN STOLE FROM ME...

3. I got on the bus and sat down in the only available seat, next to a 10 year old girl on her way to school. What's wrong with that? I hear you ask. Well she was playing a really annoying happ birthday song on her IPHONE... right, 10 years old... which continued to change key after every round of happy birthdays... This went on for about 10 minutes and I got increasing annoyed until I remembered that it reminded me of that Morecambe and Wise sketch... I think it was them, and I had to chuckle...

4. The little girl got off the bus and an oldish man sat down next to me, he smelt like my Grandad and then I got homesick, then he got off and I got over it.

5. We then drove passed an astroturf, and again I got homesick, then I couldn't see it anymore and again, I got over it.

6. Being a good citizen again, I got up to let an elderly lady have my seat, but just as I stood to my feet, the doors opened and hit me in the face... could this day get any worse you ask? Yes, yes it can..

7. I realise after being on the bus for about 30 minutes now, that we haven't got to my stop or been anywhere near it... yes I was on the wrong bus, I was so far away from my house that I had to get off the bus and CATCH A TRAIN, back to Surbiton where I live.

8. On the way to the platform I stood in someones old scabby sandwich.. thus ended a wonderful morning...

It's only 11am and all this has really set me uo for the rest of the day!! Thanks London!!

P.s I do actually love it here, I just had to write this down, it was actual comedy central! 

xx